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Canopy Growth Makes Rookie Mistake

THE FEBREZE COVER UP THEORY

About a week ago, there was a post on Twitter by username Betting Bruiser. He posted a short vid of the inside of Canopy Growth’s half billion dollar facility in Aldergrove. The entire crop was brown and dead. A statement from the company said that they had expected to get their processing license but hadn’t in time so they just let the crop die. Other news sites have other speculations. Some of them include issue with mold, poor environmental controls/air flow, fungus (isn’t the same as mold?) and some other weird weed-disease.

I have another theory and this one hasn’t been mentioned yet. The theory I have is actually based on a story I heard from a local highly-respected grower. It’s a crazy tale yet it still seems to make sense. Apparently, the Canopy grow was being supervised by former tomato growers. They failed to recognize that the greenhouse the zillion plants were in would get too hot to sustain weed-plant life in the summer and so when the heat started killing the plants, they panicked and opened the the windows to their grow operation. The smell that came out of the facility was so strong and pungent that the neighbours of the facility started losing their minds and began complaining to anyone who would listen. Faced with angry neighbours and most likely pressure from law enforcement, they decided to do the only thing they new how to kill the massive smell busting out of the facility: they started pumping Febreze into fans directed out of the windows. Great idea right? You have a smell you don’t like, all you need to do is spray some Febreze. Only problem with that logic in this case is that weed crops don’t like Febreze.

It’s also rumoured that this wasn’t the first time the Canopy facility failed to produce a healthy crop. The company denies this rumour yet many people more or less informed insist that they indeed did have an additional total crop failure.

OK, what do you think?

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