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INSTAGRAM COMMENTS MEMES VOL. 1 | PRIMO

INSTAGRAM COMMENTS MEMES VOL. 1

M&M's boxing

For our featured post of the week we wanted to share with you a secret style of writing not formally recognized because of it’s subtle and abstract nature, but I feel it is time to let the world know.

What I am talking about is the long form of an Instagram comment. This publishing method, typically used by the writer, comments repeatedly on random and unrelated posts, which makes it difficult to find these comments. But I have started collecting them for you, and the following is a love story about M&M’s.

Vol 1: The Weak Must Die

 Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the “loser,” and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round.

I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theatre of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world.

Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment.

When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M: the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3×5 card reading, “Please use this M&M for breeding purposes.” This week they wrote back to thank me and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this “grant money.” I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion.

There can be only one.
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